While I'm aware that its currently the 5th of January, I decided that there was absolutely no point in starting a fresh until the old was completely out the way. Sadly due to the purchase of a new 40" telly this has taken more time that I previously expected. Never the less, I feel the stage is now set to start a new fresh new start.
Unlike much of the UK, I've taken rather seriously to my New Years resolutions. Which I've planned in a cascading domino effect, with hope that one action may lead to another.
so in order
1) Lose weight
2) Gain Confidence
3) Find love
While you and I may see this as a standard NYR (New Years resolution), There are a few hurdles that will need to be over come before any of this will take effect. A sort of Sub NYR if you please. these consist of: Conquering love and passion for; a)Bacon Sandwiches b) Cake c) Finger Food
Of course not eating these will help hugely in the weight loss department, but also I assume that stuffing my normally intoxicated mouth with greasy cocktail sausages will help massively with attracting a self respecting ladies.
so from the bottom of my heart welcome to the start of rabbit food hell.
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