Morning!
Its got to be a quick one this morning as the Cloud Free WIFI has now decided its only going to allow us mere mortals just 15 minutes of free WIFI time. To be honest I agree with this move! Firstly who needs 24 hours of unlimited free wifi! it will only encourage us to delve deeper into the mists of a virtual society run by Facebook. Some may argue that we are reliant on the internet and its become an essential part of life, In part I agree. But it has come to the point where Starbucks is now illuminated by the glow of bright white half eaten Apples, while the users are all supporting a Grande double shot x hot, dry Latte and a unread copy of the complete works of Shakespeare all hoping the glow of their Apple logo will lure Females to them, ever hoping that one day a girl will be turned on by the latest version of Final Cut Pro (which really they don't understand how to use).
On the subject of females and internet, I don't know if any one googled Amber Heard during Top Gear last night (Sunday 20th Feb) I certainly did and it would appear evident that almost every male and lesbien did as google stream went crazy with millions of us on Google Images looking for pictures of this new found unknown gun wielding, hot pant wearing bisexual petrol head! I didn't think Jeremy Clarkson could handle that sort of excitement at his great age.
Well my 15 minutes are nearly up, stupidly I also didn't charge my laptop last night, So I've now got a nice shiny brick to carry around for the rest of the day!
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