The metro this morning brought good news today to the over crowded 08:12 train to Canon Street.
Firstly car insurance companies will be charging women almost the same premium as men under Equality laws backed by the EU! maybe saving me over £3,000 over a ten years. Well horar! While women may have to pay almost £9,000. We all saw it coming ladies!
A little true fact . . .
While on average men make more insurance claims than ladies. Female Drivers have more accidents .. they are just minor so don't claim for them! With all that mascara and cover up in their bags they could buff up a LandRover! (Thats not sexist men could equally jump start one with the gadgets in their bag!)
Secondly Orange are bringing their call centres back to the UK. After explaining to some nice fella at work yesterday, I wasn't making up a post code I gave him and 20 minutes later he figured out he needed to put a space in it, and then magically revealed he had it on file any way! that was 20 minutes spent with me trying to think of words starting with S&E, and its true what Michael Mcintyre says you can only think of rude words, if any! strangely I could only think of Execution and Suicide
It may sometimes make my job easier, although I will miss their impecable manors and politeness, I don't know if the 18 year old CSA from the UK, who staggered in at 7Am after 300 WKDS will have the same alertness and drive.
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