Dear Oven...

The OVEN
Next to the Fridge
Below the Hobs
KITCHEN
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Dear Oven,

Firstly nice job on last weeks yorkshire pudding marathon. I am so pleased you kept at roughly between 220oC and 180oC but I won't judge. We probably shouldn't have put you through that roast as well on the same day. Asking you to keep going for 5 hours was surely a bit to much for someone of your age.

But today I come to you with a plea,and that is I need to cook a chicken, so could you kindly please stay roughly around 180 for about 2 hours just to cook a chicken. I know its a lot to ask and your a bit of a free spirit when it comes to heat. But please try your best.
I know the brand new washing machines been getting a lot more attention than you lately, and you were thoroughly abused last night having Dominos boxes rammed inside you just to keep them warm. but please all I'm asking for is a nice juicy chicken thats cooked all the way through. I know if we work as a team we can do this. I promise if this turns out ok I may clean you.

Many Thanks


Jimmy D