Special K diet

I know its been quiet on here lately, the reason for this lately is the sunshine. What a beautiful start to the month. Really I love the sunshine it makes everything look that much nicer! Even Lewisham has got a fresh look, even if chickens, lambs and goats heads hanging from the butcher ceiling are now starting to smell a bit in the heat.

The strange thing I find about the Summer is how all the fruit and veg now look so exciting and fresh as aposed to the winter. Maybe its because I know at some point in the next few weeks I'll have to get my top off in a swimming pool or at the beach. So scoffing down a packet of Digestives won't help me fit in that all important little red swimming bikini you see on the Kellogs Special K advert.

On that note; I tried the The Kellogs special K diet where you supposedly lose a jean size in 2 weeks. I never knew it was indeed possible to brand and commercialise starvation and hell! 30g of cardboard flavoured rubbish twice a day for two weeks, there is no chance in hell I'd end up happily prancing across a swimming pool in a little red swim suit at the end of the two weeks! Chances are I'd either be trying to suck the plancton out the water for a quick snack, or admit failure and eat the nearest cafe out of business! I'm sorry but all I lost in the whole 7 days I tried it was 5 pound which was spent on the most wonderful Weatherspoons breakfast after admitting defeat.